do not wait until after 2 p.m. to eat. you get irritable when you are hungry, which is to say that you get mean.
not everyone cares what bird is singing. but some might.
kids probably don't know what the word "euphemism" means.
cut the stems of roses at a slant.
watch out for earwigs in the petals of dahlias.
don't sit on the ground in the winter or you'll get pneumonia.
don't eat after 4 p.m. or you'll spoil your dinner.
sweep the floor before you wash it.
don't lay in bed at night worrying. you get irritable when you are tired, which is to say that you get mean.
is it lay or lie?
don't worry so much at all, you'll get lines in between your eyes.
if you are in a funk, if you are feeling mean, bake something sweet. if that doesn't work, put a dress on.