don't wear a shirt or shoes or have problems. |
do give good directions. |
don't call yourself everybody's uncle. |
do wear a twenty dollar cowboy hat and a corona shirt. do sing vibrato. don't lose the keys to your big truck in tacoma. |
do have this tattoo. |
do bring a buddy. |
don't complement your tramp stamp with a tiny leather vest. |
don't get this tattoo. |
do wear a belt buckle to avoid looking like you are going to a "jack johnson concert" |
do let your country/ kenny flag fly. don't let your hair get in the way. |
do wear purple. |
don't and don't. |
do get comfortable. |
do get off your butt and sing along. |
do stay svelte. do wear cut off sleeves. do introduce your songs with "this one is for that person in your life..." |
HOLY SHIT! Best post in the blogosphere! I just relived every moment of that amazing day. Ohhh Kenny, kenny!!
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YES and YES
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